Hint: complex numbers
Complex numbers who?
Basically... Using complex algebra, we just are to find the minimum of complex function
, which real part is
, where
are given.
But laplacian of absolute value is its reciprocal, hence it never equals to zero (except for the points about infinity, and we can't talk about minimum there). Thus, it is impossible to find such a real function
so that
and
is differentiable at least somewhere.
I don't see if complex algebra made any difference. Worse, maybe - it led to nothing. At least derivation of
gives equations which are numerically solvable.