Организация учебного процесса в эпоху коронавируса

[Red_Herring]

Административный шаманизм
A Message from your University’s Vice President for Magical Thinking

University of Toronto, HR примерно так писал(а):

As previously announced, all faculty, librarians, staff and students will receive two reusable, non-medical masks as part of their return to campus, twelve bottles of whiskey and twenty gallons of beer. More information about the distribution of these masks will be provided. Information about the use and care of your U of T non-medical mask can be found on the EHS website

[Pphantom]

А где инструкция по использованию виски и пива?

[EUgeneUS]

Судя по инструкции к маске, её ношение каким-то образом влияет на цвет кожи и волос.