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There was a young fellow named Hall,
Who fell in the spring in the fall.
'Twould have been a sad thing
Had he died in the spring.
But he didn't—he died in the fall.
A certain young chap named Bill Beebee
Was in love with a lady named Phoebe.
'But,' said he, 'I must see
What the clerical fee
Be before Phoebe be Phoebe B. Beebee.'
A flea and a fly in a flue
Were imprisoned, so what could they do?
Said the fly, 'let us flee!'
'Let us fly!' said the flea.
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
There was an old codger of Broom,
Who kept a baboon in his room.
'It reminds me,' he said,
'Of a friend who is dead.'
But he never would tell us of whom.
A rare old bird is the pelican,
His beak holds more than his belican.
He can take in his beak
Enough food for a week.
I'm damned if I know how the helican!
A novice was driving a car
When, down Porlock, his son said, 'Papa,
If you drive at this rate,
We are bound to be late—
Drive faster!'—He did, and they are!
She frowned and called him Mr.
Because in sport he kr.
And so in spite
That very nite
This Mr. kr. sr.
A girl who weighed many an oz.
Used language I dare not pronoz.
For a fellow unkind
Pulled her chair out behind
Just to see (as he said) if she'd boz.
There was an odd fellow of Tyre
Who constantly sat on the fire.
When asked, 'Are you hot?'
He said, 'Certainly not.
I’m James Winterbotham, Esq.'
An old couple living in Gloucester
Had a beautiful girl, but they loucester.
She fell from a yacht,
And never the spacht
Could be found where the cold waves had toucester.
The sermon our Pastor Rt. Rev.
Began, might have had a rt. clev.
But his talk, though consistent,
Kept the end so distant
That we left since we felt he mt. nev.
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