Для любого Эпсилон больше 0 найдется дельта такая что, если f(x)-f(a) < Эпсилон, x-a < Дельта..
Предел!!!
Ай-ай-ай, это не матанализ.
Ну, раз пошла такая пьянка
MC Hawking - Big Bizang(Оффтоп)
Intro
In the beginning there was nothing, not even time
No planets, no stars, no hip-hop, no rhyme
But then there was a bang like the sound of my gat
The universe began and the shit was phat
Verse 1
The universe began as a singularity
Nobody knows what went on then, G
For 10-million-trillion-trillion-trillionths of a second
The state of the universe cannot be reckoned
The fundamental forces were unified
We've no theory to describe that, though I've tried
Then the forces split and the universe was born
It was hotter than a priest watching kiddie porn
Protons, Neutrons, and Electrons came to pass
As Photons collide changing energy to mass
3 minutes go by, temp's a cool 1 billion
Down from 100 million trillion trillion
This reduced heat allowed a new event
The formation of heavier elements
Still, it was millions of years 'fore the first star glowed
If you're down with the bang, sing along, here we go
Chorus
It was the Big pow-pizow-bang-a-dang-diggity-diggity-boom-diggity-boom-ba-boom
The Big Bizang
The Big pow-pizow-bang-a-dang-diggity-diggity-boom-diggity-boom-ba-boom
The Big Bizang
Verse 2
Hold on now, what about inflation?
That's a little tricky and could use some explanation
Inflation, one could fairly state
Was the time when the universe expanded at a rate
that was faster, than the speed of light
But that oversimplifies and it ain't quite right
Still, the 'verse, it is here, it will have to do
'Cause I ain't got the time to explain it to you
Chorus
The beginning of time, and the birth of all matter
Say "It took seven days" you're as mad as a hatter
It was millions of years 'fore the first star glowed
If you're down with the bang, sing along, here we go
Chorus x2
The Big Bizang
The Big Bizang
Boom!
The Big Bizang
Ещё
MC Hawking - UFT for MC(Оффтоп)
Trash Talk
Right now!
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Verse 1
I am a scientist.
I am a physicist.
I know what I want, and I know how to get it,
I want to unlock the universe.
Chorus
Yes, I want a unified field theory.
It's the only one for me.
Verse 2
A unified field theory,
it's coming some day wait and see.
A theory to combine electromagnetivity,
with the weak and strong forces and gravity.
Chorus
Yes, I want a unified field theory.
Not Newtonian gravity.
Verse 3
Einstein tried, but he couldn't see,
the random state of the galaxies.
But quantum theory will be key,
to a unified field theory.
Chorus
Yes, I want a unified field theory.
Not relativity.
Verse 4
Right now the best bet seems to be,
the work being done in M-Theory.
Time will tell but I guarantee,
they ain't gonna find it at MIT.
Chorus
The institute won't beat me.
Ain't gonna happen G.
Outro
Cause, I want a unified field theory.
Yes, I want a unified field theory.
You know what I mean?
Yes, I want a unified field theory.
And a Nobel prize for me.
O yeah!
Uhh!
И ещё (уже совсем другое качество..., рэп с ругательствами)
MC Hawking - Entropy(Оффтоп)
Harm me with harmony.
Doomsday, drop a load on 'em.
Entropy, how can I explain it? I'll take it frame by frame it,
to have you all jumping, shouting saying it.
Let's just say that it's a measure of disorder,
in a system that is closed, like with a border.
It's sorta, like a, well a measurement of randomness,
proposed in 1850 by a German, but wait I digress.
"What the f**k is entropy?", I here the people still exclaiming,
it seems I gotta start the explaining.
You ever drop an egg and on the floor you see it break?
You go and get a mop so you can clean up your mistake.
But did you ever stop to ponder why we know it's true,
if you drop a broken egg you will not get an egg that's new.
That's entropy or E-N-T-R-O to the P to the Y,
the reason why the sun will one day all burn out and die.
Order from disorder is a scientific rarity,
allow me to explain it with a little bit more clarity.
Did I say rarity? I meant impossibility,
at least in a closed system there will always be more entropy.
That's entropy and I hope that you're all down with it,
if you are here's your membership.
Chorus
You down with entropy?
Yeah, you know me! (x3)
Who's down with entropy?
Every last homey!
Defining entropy as disorder's not complete,
'cause disorder as a definition doesn't cover heat.
So my first definition I would now like to withdraw,
and offer one that fits thermodynamics second law.
First we need to understand that entropy is energy,
energy that can't be used to state it more specifically.
In a closed system entropy always goes up,
that's the second law, now you know what's up.
You can't win, you can't break even, you can't leave the game,
'cause entropy will take it all 'though it seems a shame.
The second law, as we now know, is quite clear to state,
that entropy must increase and not dissipate.
Creationists always try to use the second law,
to disprove evolution, but their theory has a flaw.
The second law is quite precise about where it applies,
only in a closed system must the entropy count rise.
The earth's not a closed system' it's powered by the sun,
so f**k the damn creationists, Doomsday get my gun!
That, in a nutshell, is what entropy's about,
you're now down with a discount.
Chorus
Hit it!
Doomsday, kick it in!
19.10.2012, 20:32 
